The Slop Detector · Sound Human : Stop Slop

Instrument 02 · the Slop Detector

Your writing sounds like a robot. Let's find out where.

Paste your prose. We highlight every AI tell, tell you why it's a tell, and show you the human fix. No magic button. You do the writing.

Paste→ Scan→ See every tell→ Learn the fix

There's no "humanize" button here. Humanize buttons make new slop. We teach you to spot it so you stop writing it.

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Delve is reading…

The verdict Detector 1.0

humanAI

Editing tells ?

Category breakdown

One hit is a note. Two is a pattern. Three is a rewrite. Dashed underlines are unscored review notes (* = notes only). Zero of everything is its own tell, so don't scrub the page sterile. Click a category to filter.

Burstiness

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mean len

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std dev

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≤5 words

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>30 words

Stylistic resemblance · low confidence

Top 3 habits to fix

Score it yourself

The dial above is the machine's read. The one that matters is yours. Rate the passage 1–10 on each:

Directness · Rhythm · Trust · Authenticity · Density

Under 35 of 50, rewrite rather than polish, and fix the two lowest first. Over 45, stop touching it and let it live.

Last step, every time: read it aloud. Your eye sees what you meant. Your mouth trips on what you wrote, and the stumble is where the machine was hiding.

Unlock the full fixes

One email. No spam. Just the method: the worked human rewrite for every tell, report export, and your slop trend over time.

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Your prose never leaves this browser. Only the email is sent. The full method lives in the classroom: skool.com/stopslop

Nothing to scan yet. Paste something that smells faintly of ChatGPT.

"I'm Delve. I'm made of the clichés we kill."